Cap did manage to get a few nice punches in there. Very nice, Cap.

Slow down or you miss that sweet knife action.

Fire at will.

Fire at will.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier after-after-credits scene.

Show off.

Show off.

Shit, Steve, this guy’s just trolling ya. (look it up)

But you were doing a really nice juggernaut there.

Every goddamn time I try to put on a dress. It requires skills that I do not possess.
What If

Every goddamn time I try to put on a dress. It requires skills that I do not possess.

What If

Ladies… please form a line, there’s plenty of Ryan Stiles for everyone.